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depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

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I’m about to toss my computer out of the window. Work is dumb, someone bring me more coffee

Instagram MsMarriah

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Like my selfies and kiss my double chin

paulyyyd-666:

Supppp

This cutie. <3

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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shittingalone:

bolto:

ronaldtherapist:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

Go shit in a bowl of water

scald your asshole with the splashback itll make it way easier

burn your ass squatting like an idiot over a bowl of boiling water go on youre already a disappointment to your mother do it you piece of

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